In Star Wars, a boy can grow up to be a knight or a wizard, but if you’re a girl, you have one good role model- one good, sexy role model- but you better be born a princess or good at space hooking, cuz those are your options [x]
*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*
did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy
now I do
The more you know!
African Students Speak Out as Part of the “I, too, am Oxford” Project.
All Africa, All the time.
- Veronica: So have you guys heard? My book is getting a movie *wiggles eyebrows*
- John: Hello, The Fault in our Stars movie anyone? We went to freaking Amsterdam, Veronica *puts up hand* calm yourself
- Cassandra: Well City of Bones HAD a movie, and they're working on City of Ashes. With the rate it's going, there's probably gonna be a Clockwork Angel movie *flips hair* take that losers
- Susan: Well they already have made The Hunger Games AND Catching Fire. Everybody already knows about Mockingjay. Did you hear they're gonna make TWO movies out of it? *swipes shoulder* deal with it
- Rick: Well they already made Lightning Theif and Sea of Monsters, and I KNOW they are working on Titan's Curse. Why not make the rest of the movies too? *sips coffee* nice try
- J.K. Rowling: *cracks knuckles* step aside bitches
nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
oh my god
last year a big group of girls in my class were all talking and this one girl was like “im bisexual” and all the girls like stared at her and then the girl goes “dont worry im only attracted to pretty girls” and i was like did she just burn every girl in here i think she did